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Stocks hit ATH, whales accumulating BTC, Allbirds does AI pivot

Crypto

• BTC: 74,280 (+0.4%) | BTC.D: 59% (-0.2%)

• ETH: 2,330 (0%) | BNB: 620 (+1%) | SOL: 85 (+2%)

• Fear & Greed: 22 | 24h Liq: $224m

• BTC ETFs: +$186M | ETH ETFs: +$68M

• Top Gainers: EDGE, RAVE, ENJ, WAL, SIREN

• Strategy has bought $1.3B BTC in April

• BTC reclaims $1.5T market cap

• BTC set to print 3rd straight weekly green candle

• Whales buy 270K BTC in 30 days, most in 13 years

• BTC funding rates negative 46 days straight

• Tether buys 951 BTC, now holds 97K BTC

• Kalshi traders forecast BTC at $95K this year

• CME plans SUI futures for May 4

• Justin Sun calls World Liberty vote a ‘sham’

• JPM: Clarity Act nearly complete

• White House warns US losing digital assets race

• Telegram launches agentic bots

• Mother, son freed from French crypto kidnapping

• Proj Jiang calls Bitcoin a ‘CIA operation’

• UNC up 3x, fastest growing recent meme

• RAVE continues to lead supply controlled coins

Macro

• NASDAQ: $24,020 (+1.6%) | Gold: $4,840 (+0.3%)

• S&P 500 closes above $7k for first time ever

• Stock market out of Fear for first time in 2 months

• China Q1 GDP grows 5%, beats expectations

• Senate allows US-Iran strikes without Congress

• US to launch tariff refund system on April 20

• US sets oil export record at 5M+ bbl/day

• Europe could run out of jet fuel soon

• US orders USS Lincoln to blockade Hormuz

• 88 major US corporations paid zero federal tax

• Israel-Lebanon leaders set to speak for first time

• Direct US-Iran talks likely before ceasefire ends

• Russia: Ready to supply India with unlimited oil

• Pakistan Army Chief heading to US after Iran talks

• CFTC probes oil trades timed to Trump posts

• FDA set to ease restrictions on peptides

• Kevin Warsh likely confirmed as Fed Chair

• Spirit Airlines facing liquidation this week

AI & Tech

• Opus 4.7 & GPT-5.5 may launch in days

• Anthropic to expand UK office

• OpenAI to launch cost-per-click ads in ChatGPT

• Meta reorganizes Reality Labs to ‘execute faster’

• Snap lays off 16% of its workforce

• Chamath: 90%+ of vibe coding fails in practice

• Accel raises $5B fund for late-stage investments

• Allbirds stock does 9x, rebrands as AI company

• Humwork startup hires humans when AI is stuck

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