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Crypto pukes again, BTC whales now buying, HYPE & ASTER strong

Crypto

• BTC: 91.3k (-5%) | BTC.D: 59% (-0.4%)

• ETH: 3050 (-4%) | BNB: 915 (-2%) | SOL: 137 (-4%) 

• Top Gainers: ICP, ASTER, HYPE, LEO, XMR

• BTC ETFs: -$492m | ETH ETFs: -$178m

• Crypto continues to puke, sheds $1T+

• BTC dips below $90k before rebounding

• BTC may hit 200W MA in 2026: Cowen

• BTC whales now collectively buying

• BTC 25% slide is short term correction: Bernstein

• HYPE & ASTER lead bounce as fees soar

• Fidelity SOL ETF to go live tomorrow

• IRS could soon see foreign crypto holdings

• Strategy buys $836m BTC amid downturn

• Mt Gox moves $936m BTC to unmarked address

• Vitalik unveils privacy focused ETH framework

• CBOE to launch perp-style BTC, ETH futures

• Coinbase’s Monad token sale starts hot, then fizzles

• Lloyds Banking buys Curve for GBP 120m

• El Salvador bought $100m BTC over last week

• Korea trying to clarify definition of digital asset

Macro & General

• NASDAQ: 22.7k (-1%), Gold: 4038 (-1%)

• S&P 500 below its 50DMA, stock sell-off deepens

• Stock market sentiment in ‘Extreme Fear’

• Odds of Dec rate cut fall to 43%

• Tariff dividends coming by mid 2026: Trump

• US to sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia

• Japan GDP contracted 1.8% in Q3

• Trump shooter acted alone: FBI Director

• Mexico sees widespread protests against President

• Google to invest $40b in Texas data centres

• xAI delays Grok 5 release to 2026

• OpenAI pilots group chats in ChatGPT

• Robinhood to offer short selling on mobile

• Apple CEO succession plans accelerate

Left Curve Corner

• Hot coins: 67

• Hot NFTs: Infinex Patrons

• REKT wicks down 40% after Morpho liquidations

• Dapp Radar to shut down

• Pudgy Penguins announces book partnership

• Coinbase updates X bio to say ‘December 17’

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