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Crypto lower, AI continues to wobble, Coinbase earnings miss

Crypto

• BTC: 66.8k (-1%) | BTC.D: 59% (0%)

• ETH: 1957 (-1%) | BNB: 601 (-2%) | SOL: 80 (-2%) 

• Top Gainers: PI, POL, AAVE, TON, PUMP

• BTC ETFs: -$404m | ETH ETFs: -$110m

• Crypto lower amid macro sell-off

• Coinbase surprises with $664m Q4 loss

• ABBA asks OCC to delay charters to crypto firms

• Industry figures form US innovation advisory panel

• Crypto PAC launches $1.5m effort to oust Al Green

• Atkins calls prediction markets a ‘huge issue’

• WLFI plans a FX remittance platform

• Aave plans to send 100% of protocol rev to DAO

• StanChart expects more pain in crypto

• BTC support at $77k production cost: JP Morgan

• Tokenized gold market cap hits $6b

• 20k+ AI agents deployed since ERC-8004 launch

• Tether will flip BTC & ETH: Bloomberg

• Tether testing its QVAC AI assistant

• UK selects HSBC for tokenised bond

• Bhutan sells $6.7m BTC

Macro & General

• NASDAQ: 22.6k (-2%), Gold: 4993 (0%)

• Stocks and commodities all fall in large reversal

• Silver below $80, Gold below $5k

• Real estate, freight stock slump on AI anxiety

• Trump pauses China tech ban ahead of summit

• Congress pushes back on Trump’s Canada tariffs

• Trump to end Minnesota immigration blitz

• We have to make a deal with Iran: Trump

• US, Taiwan sign trade deal

• Anthropic raises at $380b valuation

• Spotify devs haven’t written code since December

• Google upgrades Gemini 3 Deep Think

• ByteDance launches Seedance 2.0 AI model

Left Curve Corner

• Hot coins: ARC

• Hot NFTs: BAYC, Pudgy Penguins

• Myriad intros more details about roadmap

• Stripe acquires PartyDAO

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