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BTC hovers at $67k, US forces likely to enter Iran, FTX to repay $2.2B

Crypto

• BTC: 67.8k (+2%) | BTC.D: 58% (0%)

• ETH: 2,060 (+3%) | BNB: 619 (+1%) | SOL: 84 (+2%)

• Fear & Greed: 27 | 24h Liq: $365M

• Top Gainers: VVV, KITE, CVX, KAU, SKY

• BTC ETFs: -$226m | ETH ETFs: -$49m

• BTC recovers above $67K, shows relative strength

• FTX to repay $2.2B to creditors March 31

• BTC longs hit 28-month high on Bitfinex

• Morgan Stanley to launch ETF with lowest fee

• Strategy pauses BTC buys after 13-week streak

• Retail investors are largest cohort selling BTC

• Underwater miners also likely to continue selling

• ETH foundation stakes record amount of ETH

• EEZ project targets L2 fragmentation fix

• Crypto stocks down 5-10% in Nasdaq rout

• Aave governance battle continues ahead of v4

• ECB criticises hidden centralisation in DeFi

• Oil OI tops SOL on Hyperliquid

• WLD continues to fall after OTC sales

Macro & General

• NASDAQ: $21k (-2%) | Gold: $4,529 (+1%)

• Dow enters correction, -10% from high

• S&P 500 posts fifth straight loss week

• 72% chance US forces enter Iran in April

• US weighing raid to take enriched Uranium

• Iranian missile hits Saudi base

• Houthis threaten to block Red Sea

• UAE confiscates $565B of Iranian assets

• Market prices 52% odds of 2026 rate hike

• US call option volume at 1 year lows

• Gold rebounds 3% on safe-haven bid

• Cuba is next: Trump

• Russian tanker reaches Cuba post-blockade

• Oracle CDS spreads blowing out in AI stress

• Anthropic model scares cybersecurity stocks

• Wikipedia bans LLM-generated content

Left Curve Corner

• Hot coins: ANT, OBE, VEET, USUAL

• ‘Memescope Monday’ begins today

• P2P.me bets treasury on Polymarket

• Kalshi set to offer levered prediction betting

• YEET nears $2B lifetime volume

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