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Coinbase misses earnings, US-Iran trade strikes, CLARITY vote near

Crypto

• BTC: 79,910 (-1%) | BTC.D: 58% (0%)

• ETH: 2,290 (-2%) | BNB: 639 (-2%) | SOL: 89 (0%)

• Fear & Greed: 38 | 24h Liq: $253m

• BTC ETFs: -$269M | ETH ETFs: -$104M

• Top Gainers: JTO, BSB, STRK, CHIP, SAHARA

• Coinbase posts $400M Q1 loss, rev down 31%

• Coinbase down for hours after AWS issue

• BTC still predicted to hit $85K in May

• Senate may mark up Clarity Act this week

• JPM: BTC overtaking gold as debasement bet

• VanEck: BTC could hit $1M within 5 years

• Tom Lee: Crypto winter is over

• JPM: Strategy could buy $30B BTC in 2026

• Block made $1.7B Q1 from CashApp BTC

• Germany may end BTC tax-free hold by 2027

• Japan to put bonds on-chain, 24/7 trading

• AWS launches AI agent payments with Coinbase

• Tokenised RWAs cross $30B

• Wall St firms post dozens of crypto jobs

• Kraken acquires Reap for $600M

• Tether blacklists 371 wallets, $515M frozen

• Chaos Labs hit by suspected state attack

• Arkham launches prediction markets

• Stablecoin card spending up 100% in a year

• ZEC to be quantum proof by 2027

Macro

• NASDAQ: $25,805 (-0.1%) | Gold: $4,730 (+0.2%)

• Stock call volume hits record high

• US strikes Iranian ports & tanker

• Iran navy hits 3 US destroyer ships

• Trump calls Iran strikes "love tap"

• Trump: Iran ceasefire still in effect

• WHO: hantavirus will not cause similar pandemic

• UK local elections show huge gains for Reform

• UK PM Starmer rejects resignation calls

• US trade court rules against Trump tariffs

• Trump threatens EU with much higher tariffs

• US to revoke passports for $100K child debt

• Ukraine drones hit Moscow region

• Zimbabwe returns 67 EU-owned farms

AI & Tech

• Nvidia to invest $2.1B in IREN partnership

• Samsung: memory supply gap to widen 2027

• OpenAI rolls out GPT-5.5 cyber model

• Cloudflare lays off 1,100+ for agentic AI

• Datadog +31% on blockbuster earnings

• Ex-OpenAI startup targets $4B valuation

• Voi founders launch AI startup Pit

• Perplexity Personal Computer launches for Mac

• Maryland expects $1.6B grid bills for data centres

• MS: humanoid bots may extend China mfg lead

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