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Crypto slumps, hot PPI, gas infrastructure hit

Crypto

• BTC: 69.6k (-6%) | BTC.D: 58.7% (-0.4%)

• ETH: 2165 (-6%) | BNB: 642 (-5%) | SOL: 89 (-5%) 

• Top Gainers: QNT, KAS, PI, LEO

• BTC ETFs: -$130m | ETH ETFs: -$56m

• Crypto dumps amid cautious Fed, hot PPI

• SEC approves Nasdaq tokenised equity pilot

• First official S&P 500 perp launched on HYPE

• Whales dominate exchange inflows

• Senate eyes April vote on crypto bill

• FTX to pay creditors $2.2b from March 31

• Cryptocom lays off 12% staff for AI

• Kraken pauses IPO plans

• Tempo by Stripe goes live

• Visa intros tool for AI bot payments

• Algorand Foundation cuts 25% workforce

• UK lawmakers urge ban on crypto political donation

• Kenya seeks public comment on regulations

• Bhutan moves $72m BTC

Macro & General

• NASDAQ: 22.2k (-1%), Gold: 4710 (-4%)

• FOMC leaves rates unchanged

• Odds of >1 rate cut in 2026 down to 24%

• US Feb PPI comes in hot, hits 13 month high

• Oil spikes after Israel hits Iran’s gas field

• Iran damaged world’s largest LNG facility: Qatar

• Stocks sink on hot PPI, energy attacks

• EU gas reserves running low

• Gold plunges amid dollar strength

• US considers deploying troops to secure Strait

• KSA revives 50% oil exports via Hormuz bypass

• China ramps up scrutiny of Meta AI deal

Left Curve Corner

• Hot coins: SOS

• Meta shuts down Metaverse division

• KATANA launches at $100m FDV

• Polymarket buys crypto startup Brahma

• Polymarket opens ‘The Situation Room’ bar in DC

• rekt drinks x Moonbirds sells out in 1 hour

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